just realised i dont know what counts as an animal, will report back
sometimes i'm struck by a thought and it's so awful and boring it chills me to the bone: what if i put the protein powder in a kilner jar with a little label
saying yes to two people on gumtree when there is only one 20l bag of cat litter to pick up, that's how i get my adrenaline. that's how i feel something
parental visit: give them a couple of pints and watch them ho hum about how much that house would cost to buy (more than your life)
watching a documentary with my cat about why she's such an arsehole