i made this for myself and anybody who needs to donate to a bail fund https://jackreid.xyz/post/activist-relief-resources/

i got my white picket fence tyvm

lemon drizzle cakes are profane

i just feel like the relationship is missing something, like dastardly cunning and the element of surprise

cat trying to kill me

press the brain firmly down into the juicer to produce one (1) mistake

glaring at the sun outside as is tradition

i am the schlemiel. i am the schlamazel.

rode my bike until the pedal fell off today (almost immediately, not that good at putting a bike together)

screaming into the postbox, just popping that right in the post for you